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Mastering Swearing Skills in Turkish 101

2019.12.29 22:22 nikolateslafanboy Mastering Swearing Skills in Turkish 101

Mastering Swearing Skills in Turkish 101
Speaking one language also requires a wide understanding of its corresponding cultural environment. Therefore, it is vital to estimate the real power of the phrases in a foreign language by a professional approach on evaluation of possible perceptions.
Strength of Turkish is its grammar structure, which will give speakers the possibility of shaping very long but still easy to understand content.
In this course, you will not just learn some Turkish phrases, but also you will have the full control on professionally determining the intensity of your verbal communication.
Have fun!
Lighter Stuff:
I’m pretty sure that these are not the reason to start learning Turkish, but still, in order to cover everything, the list is given below:
öküz(literally: ox), sığır(literally: beef), manda(literally: buffalo), eşek(literally: donkey), hayvan(literally: animal)
Level of Slutiness:
kaşar Highlighted ones are more commonly used in modern language.
The range of slutness starts from kaşar, and orospu is the most offensive of all.
For "orospu"; intensify the effect by stressing on and lengthening the "r" as much as you can
Homosexuality:
ibne Any of these words are offensive even for real homosexuals. Meanings of all above are based on the main action of passive males.
Literal Meanings:
  • ibne: passive homosexual male
  • götveren: ass giving person
  • puşt: person who enjoys giving his ass
Being a Pimp:
Maybe it might sound somewhat cool in English, but in Turkish that is highly offensive.
  • The word is; pezevenk
Meaning is exactly the same as in English, but perception is totally different.
  • If someone is too brutal to be a human being, that person can be called as "ciğersiz pezevenk" (literal: pimp without a liver)
The “Dick”:
This is the point where all the creativity starts. According to your level of Turkish, you may end up creating unique and offensive stuff even by yourself because you can play with words like lego, and end up on adding many of them on the same phrase.
However, you, as the starter, should not worry, you will learn all the commonly used ones in this course. All examples from this chapter are leveled according to their impact from lowest() to higher levels()(**)…
Please remember that meanings of the examples are far more intense than their English translations.
There are two basic approach for the word “dick” as defined below;
  • 1) yarrak: noun
  • 2) sik: noun, also the root verb of the action of fucking (on most occasions used as verb)
These are some examples with “yarrak”;
  • yarrağımı ye(**): suck my dick
  • yarrağı yedin(**): you’re gonna suck dick (you are in trouble)
  • yarrak kafa(**): dick head
  • yarrak ağızlı(**): dick mouth
  • dalyarak(**): thin dick
Increased Creativity;
  • yarrağımın antifrizi(***): antifreeze of my dick
  • yarrağımın kurma kolu(***): winding arm of my dick
Examples of “sik”;
  • siktir(*): Fuck off, or expression of “Shit!”
  • hasiktir(*): Fuck off, or expression of “Shit!”
  • siktir git(**): Fuck off
  • seni sikerim(***): fuck you
  • sik Kafalı(**): dick head
  • siki tuttun(**): you held the dick (you are in trouble)
  • sikimde değil(*): I don’t care
  • ciğerini sikeyim(*): fuck your liver (means fuck your brutality)
  • yordamını sikeyim: fuck your method
  • dalağını sikerim(*): fuck your spleen
Please consider that many more examples with these words will be mentioned on next chapters.
Pejorative adjectives derived from "sik" as a noun;
  • sikko / sikindirik / sikimtırak / sikimtronik / sikim sokum / yarak kürek: a shit person, product or a place could be simply called with any of these words
  • sikimsonik: for specifying the fact that something or someone is overrated
Cunt/Pussy:
In this case there is only one Turkish word to express this part, that is: am
Sounds just like the commonly used gap filler of English speakers; “umm…” Therefore, in Turkey aware of the fact that you can never think while making a sound like this.
Note that in some cases the root verb “koy-” is used instead of “sik-”. Normally, the verb “koy-” literally means “to put”, and in most cases this verb is safe innocent to use anywhere. However, a complete meaning change in this verb appears when used with nouns like “am”
Examples;
  • amcık(**): cunt
  • amcık ağızlı(**): pussy mouth
  • amına koyayım(*): expression of “Shit!” on the internet you mat çöme across "amk" as an abbreviation
  • amına koyayım/Amına koyarım(***): fuck you in the pussy
  • amını sikeyim/Amını sikerim(***): fuck you in the pussy
  • amcık Hoşafı(**): stewed pussy
  • amını götünden sikerim(***): fuck your pussy from your ass
Ass:
There are basically two words for this;
kıç While kıç itself is a rude word, it is not rude enough to be used in any phrase.
Examples;
  • göt(**): can also be used alone
  • göt lalesi(**): entrance of ass (literally: ass tulip) (author’s choice)
  • götübozuk(**): loose ass
  • götünü sikeyim/götünü sikerim(***): fuck you in the ass
  • götüne koyayım/götüne koyarım(***): fuck you in the ass
  • götünden kan alırım(**): I’m gonna take blood from your ass
  • göte geldin(**): you are fucked
Defecation:
Like in other Languages, there are some Turkish phrases related to this action.
  • (senin) ağzına sıçayım / ağzına sıçarım: shit in your mouth ("-yım" for complaining about the person) ("-rım" for threatening the person, shaking one finger is a common body language for using this phrase)
  • sıçarım böyle işe: shit on this situation
  • sıçtık / sıçışlardayız: basically means "we're fucked"
  • sıçarım babanın şarap çanağına: shit on your father's wine bowl (there are some theories about the source of this phrase, but it's commonly used especially in cases of initiating a fight)
  • sıçarım gözlük camına dünyayı bombok görürsün: shit on your glasses so that you will see the world as a shit place
Family:
In Turkish culture, family is has a very high importance. All members are vital but some of them are more special
mother < sister < wife < grandma < ancestors < whole members
Translation;
ana/anne < bacı < ebe < avrat < ecdad/ced < sülale
According to very high value of mothers, they are the most common target.
  • ebe means also midwife
Examples;
  • ananı sikeyim, ananın amına koyayım, ananın götünü sikeyim
Remember the slutiness?
This is a very common and very offensive example; * orospu çocuğu: son of a whore
This “son” thing also has some other examples;
Son is indicated as; oğul, çocuk or evlat
  • Start with a light example; it oğlu it: dog son of the dog guy
  • eşekoğlueşek (read as; eşşoğleşşek) : donkey son of the donkey guy
  • amına koyduğumun çocuğu (“koyduğumun” read as “kodumun”): son of whom I fuck in pussy
And all family can involve now;
  • ananı avradını sikeyim: fuck your mother and wife
  • ananı bacını sikeyim: fuck your mother and sister
  • yedi ceddini siktiğimin oğlu: son of the person whom I fuck her seven dynasties
  • sülaleni sikeyim: fuck your whole family
  • ecdadını sikeyim/feriştahını sikeyim: fuck your ancestors
  • gelmişini geçmişini sikeyim: fuck your past and present
Increased Creativity (Expert Mode);
Once you learn all the words, you can start to make your own creations. A little bit of grammar is required for starters of this part. Consult your trainer for this part after you finish all the word listing covered by this guide.
Here are some examples;
  • ebesini siktiğimin göt lalesi: ass tulip whom I fuck his grandma
  • anasını avradını siktiğimin orospu çocuğu: son of the bitch whom I fuck his mother and grandma
  • ağzını yüzünü siktiğimin pezevengi: pimp whom I fuck his mouth and face
This excerpt is from a respected expert, may give an idea of how far things can reach;
>ulen ağzını yüzünü siktiğiminin pezevengi! senin ananın amına koyarım. eniştesini götünden siktiğimin orospu evladı. dalağını atardamarını mirkelanı siktiğimin piçi, ölmüşünü geçmişini siktiğimin ibnesi, ebesini siktiğimin evladı, amcık ağızlı pezevenk. yarrak hasan. amını damını siktiğimin jokeyi, kuponunu siktiğimin kumarbazı. senin oynayacağın altılının amına koyayım götoş! götünü siktiğimin iblisi. siktir ordan keranecinin çocuğu! kulağını siktiğimin sefili, burnuna verdiğimin dilencisi. sümüğünü siktiğimin orospu evladı. götünü bokunu siktiğimin teröristi, anarşist pezevenk seni. tipini siktiğimin lavuğu! götüne koduğumun militanı. amcık hoşafı seni. ulen... ben seni futbolcu yapanın amına koyayım. sol ayağını siktiğimin yavşağı. moloz! senin oynayacağın topun amına koyayım. sibobunu siktiğimin iti. senin verdiğin pası götünden sikeyim amcık ağızlı pezevenk! taktiğini siktiğimin puştu, yavurun dölü bizans soyu. köpoğlu köpek senii. amını eşek siktiğimin kristiriği, saçını siktiğimin denyosu, kılığını siktiğimin kıtıkiyözü, siktir ordan orospu çocuğu, kapat lan bilgisayarı amına koduğumun evladı! telefon para yazıyor puştun çocuğu. klavyesini mausunu siktiğimin piçi, götüne apandist soktuğumun çocuğu. senin ananın kartını sikerim. amcık ağızlı. babanın götüne ses kartı taktığımın evladı. kapat amına koduğumun çocuğu! kapat lan bilgisayarı! sie! amına kodumunun pezevengi. götüne kodumunun internet manyağı, sie!
Ulan/Lan/La:
This is the very common Turkish gap filler. “lan” goes very well with all the phrases exercised in this text. “lan” can simply show friendship and honesty as well. An average Turkish speaker uses this word at least 20 times per day. Only rule is not to use this for elder people, and there is less than zero usage in any formal situation.
As you may notice on title, there are three variations, most common is “lan”, but coolest one is “la”, which originated from Ankara accent.
New info about the origin; intrinsically the word means adolescent male homosexual partneprostitute, though nowadays in Anatolian Turkish it's used as a very formal appellative and an exclamation.
This word can be used in beginning or in the end.
Let’s have some examples;
  • la amına koyarım
  • götünü sikeyim la
  • la bi siktir git

If you study whole content in this guide very well, you can become a master of swearing in Turkish.
DISCLAIMER: Using any content in this article is definitely not recommended. Additionally, all cases of using the content of this material is fully on your own responsibility, because most examples are highly offensive, author will never take any liability of any of your false actions.
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2017.04.04 00:35 turkishmaster Mastering Swearing Skills in Turkish (Full Guide)

First Post here. Actually, I've became a member only to share this content that I've written when I was younger. My purpose was to transfer useful Turkish skills to my friends. I've recently found the document on my PC, and thought that the knowledge should be spreaded.
Many things have been covered, but of course there could be missing stuff that could be added according to feedbacks. If you think this guide is good enough to update or edit, together we can make the content stronger.
Anyway, enjoy the guide;
Mastering Swearing Skills in Turkish 101
Speaking one language also requires a wide understanding of its corresponding cultural environment. Therefore, it is vital to estimate the real power of the phrases in a foreign language by a professional approach on evaluation of possible perceptions.
Strength of Turkish is its grammar structure, which will give speakers the possibility of shaping very long but still easy to understand content.
In this course, you will not just learn some Turkish phrases, but also you will have the full control on professionally determining the intensity of your verbal communication.
Have fun!
Lighter Stuff:
I’m pretty sure that these are not the reason to start learning Turkish, but still, in order to cover everything, the list is given below:
öküz(literally: ox), sığır(literally: beef), manda(literally: buffalo), eşek(literally: donkey), hayvan(literally: animal)
Level of Slutiness:
kaşar Highlighted ones are more commonly used in modern language.
The range of slutness starts from kaşar, and orospu is the most offensive of all.
For "orospu"; intensify the effect by stressing on and lengthening the "r" as much as you can
Homosexuality:
ibne Any of these words are offensive even for real homosexuals. Meanings of all above are based on the main action of passive males.
Literal Meanings:
  • ibne: passive homosexual male
  • götveren: ass giving person
  • puşt: person who enjoys giving his ass
Being a Pimp:
Maybe it might sound somewhat cool in English, but in Turkish that is highly offensive.
  • The word is; pezevenk
Meaning is exactly the same as in English, but perception is totally different.
  • If someone is too brutal to be a human being, that person can be called as "ciğersiz pezevenk" (literal: pimp without a liver)
The “Dick”:
This is the point where all the creativity starts. According to your level of Turkish, you may end up creating unique and offensive stuff even by yourself because you can play with words like lego, and end up on adding many of them on the same phrase.
However, you, as the starter, should not worry, you will learn all the commonly used ones in this course. All examples from this chapter are leveled according to their impact from lowest() to higher levels()(**)…
Please remember that meanings of the examples are far more intense than their English translations.
There are two basic approach for the word “dick” as defined below;
  • 1) yarrak: noun
  • 2) sik: noun, also the root verb of the action of fucking (on most occasions used as verb)
These are some examples with “yarrak”;
  • yarrağımı ye(**): suck my dick
  • yarrağı yedin(**): you’re gonna suck dick (you are in trouble)
  • yarrak kafa(**): dick head
  • yarrak ağızlı(**): dick mouth
  • dalyarak(**): thin dick
Increased Creativity;
  • yarrağımın antifrizi(***): antifreeze of my dick
  • yarrağımın kurma kolu(***): winding arm of my dick
Examples of “sik”;
  • siktir(*): Fuck off, or expression of “Shit!”
  • hasiktir(*): Fuck off, or expression of “Shit!”
  • siktir git(**): Fuck off
  • seni sikerim(***): fuck you
  • sik Kafalı(**): dick head
  • siki tuttun(**): you held the dick (you are in trouble)
  • sikimde değil(*): I don’t care
  • ciğerini sikeyim(*): fuck your liver (means fuck your brutality)
  • yordamını sikeyim: fuck your method
  • dalağını sikerim(*): fuck your spleen
Please consider that many more examples with these words will be mentioned on next chapters.
Pejorative adjectives derived from "sik" as a noun;
  • sikko / sikindirik / sikimtırak / sikimtronik / sikim sokum / yarak kürek: a shit person, product or a place could be simply called with any of these words
  • sikimsonik: for specifying the fact that something or someone is overrated
Cunt/Pussy:
In this case there is only one Turkish word to express this part, that is: am
Sounds just like the commonly used gap filler of English speakers; “umm…” Therefore, in Turkey aware of the fact that you can never think while making a sound like this.
Note that in some cases the root verb “koy-” is used instead of “sik-”. Normally, the verb “koy-” literally means “to put”, and in most cases this verb is safe innocent to use anywhere. However, a complete meaning change in this verb appears when used with nouns like “am”
Examples;
  • amcık(**): cunt
  • amcık ağızlı(**): pussy mouth
  • amına koyayım(*): expression of “Shit!” on the internet you mat çöme across "amk" as an abbreviation
  • amına koyayım/Amına koyarım(***): fuck you in the pussy
  • amını sikeyim/Amını sikerim(***): fuck you in the pussy
  • amcık Hoşafı(**): stewed pussy
  • amını götünden sikerim(***): fuck your pussy from your ass
Ass:
There are basically two words for this;
kıç While kıç itself is a rude word, it is not rude enough to be used in any phrase.
Examples;
  • göt(**): can also be used alone
  • göt lalesi(**): entrance of ass (literally: ass tulip) (author’s choice)
  • götübozuk(**): loose ass
  • götünü sikeyim/götünü sikerim(***): fuck you in the ass
  • götüne koyayım/götüne koyarım(***): fuck you in the ass
  • götünden kan alırım(**): I’m gonna take blood from your ass
  • göte geldin(**): you are fucked
Defecation:
Like in other Languages, there are some Turkish phrases related to this action.
  • (senin) ağzına sıçayım / ağzına sıçarım: shit in your mouth ("-yım" for complaining about the person) ("-rım" for threatening the person, shaking one finger is a common body language for using this phrase)
  • sıçarım böyle işe: shit on this situation
  • sıçtık / sıçışlardayız: basically means "we're fucked"
  • sıçarım babanın şarap çanağına: shit on your father's wine bowl (there are some theories about the source of this phrase, but it's commonly used especially in cases of initiating a fight)
  • sıçarım gözlük camına dünyayı bombok görürsün: shit on your glasses so that you will see the world as a shit place
Family:
In Turkish culture, family is has a very high importance. All members are vital but some of them are more special
mother < sister < wife < grandma < ancestors < whole members
Translation;
ana/anne < bacı < ebe < avrat < ecdad/ced < sülale
According to very high value of mothers, they are the most common target.
  • ebe means also midwife
Examples;
  • ananı sikeyim, ananın amına koyayım, ananın götünü sikeyim
Remember the slutiness?
This is a very common and very offensive example; * orospu çocuğu: son of a whore
This “son” thing also has some other examples;
Son is indicated as; oğul, çocuk or evlat
  • Start with a light example; it oğlu it: dog son of the dog guy
  • eşekoğlueşek (read as; eşşoğleşşek) : donkey son of the donkey guy
  • amına koyduğumun çocuğu (“koyduğumun” read as “kodumun”): son of whom I fuck in pussy
And all family can involve now;
  • ananı avradını sikeyim: fuck your mother and wife
  • ananı bacını sikeyim: fuck your mother and sister
  • yedi ceddini siktiğimin oğlu: son of the person whom I fuck her seven dynasties
  • sülaleni sikeyim: fuck your whole family
  • ecdadını sikeyim/feriştahını sikeyim: fuck your ancestors
  • gelmişini geçmişini sikeyim: fuck your past and present
Increased Creativity (Expert Mode);
Once you learn all the words, you can start to make your own creations. A little bit of grammar is required for starters of this part. Consult your trainer for this part after you finish all the word listing covered by this guide.
Here are some examples;
  • ebesini siktiğimin göt lalesi: ass tulip whom I fuck his grandma
  • anasını avradını siktiğimin orospu çocuğu: son of the bitch whom I fuck his mother and grandma
  • ağzını yüzünü siktiğimin pezevengi: pimp whom I fuck his mouth and face
This excerpt is from a respected expert, may give an idea of how far things can reach;
ulen ağzını yüzünü siktiğiminin pezevengi! senin ananın amına koyarım. eniştesini götünden siktiğimin orospu evladı. dalağını atardamarını mirkelanı siktiğimin piçi, ölmüşünü geçmişini siktiğimin ibnesi, ebesini siktiğimin evladı, amcık ağızlı pezevenk. yarrak hasan. amını damını siktiğimin jokeyi, kuponunu siktiğimin kumarbazı. senin oynayacağın altılının amına koyayım götoş! götünü siktiğimin iblisi. siktir ordan keranecinin çocuğu! kulağını siktiğimin sefili, burnuna verdiğimin dilencisi. sümüğünü siktiğimin orospu evladı. götünü bokunu siktiğimin teröristi, anarşist pezevenk seni. tipini siktiğimin lavuğu! götüne koduğumun militanı. amcık hoşafı seni. ulen... ben seni futbolcu yapanın amına koyayım. sol ayağını siktiğimin yavşağı. moloz! senin oynayacağın topun amına koyayım. sibobunu siktiğimin iti. senin verdiğin pası götünden sikeyim amcık ağızlı pezevenk! taktiğini siktiğimin puştu, yavurun dölü bizans soyu.
köpoğlu köpek senii. amını eşek siktiğimin kristiriği, saçını siktiğimin denyosu, kılığını siktiğimin kıtıkiyözü, siktir ordan orospu çocuğu, kapat lan bilgisayarı amına koduğumun evladı! telefon para yazıyor puştun çocuğu. klavyesini mausunu siktiğimin piçi, götüne apandist soktuğumun çocuğu.
senin ananın kartını sikerim. amcık ağızlı. babanın götüne ses kartı taktığımın evladı. kapat amına koduğumun çocuğu! kapat lan bilgisayarı! sie! amına kodumunun pezevengi. götüne kodumunun internet manyağı, sie!
Ulan/Lan/La:
This is the very common Turkish gap filler. “lan” goes very well with all the phrases exercised in this text. “lan” can simply show friendship and honesty as well. An average Turkish speaker uses this word at least 20 times per day. Only rule is not to use this for elder people, and there is less than zero usage in any formal situation.
As you may notice on title, there are three variations, most common is “lan”, but coolest one is “la”, which originated from Ankara accent.
New info about the origin; intrinsically the word means adolescent male homosexual partneprostitute, though nowadays in Anatolian Turkish it's used as a very formal appellative and an exclamation.
This word can be used in beginning or in the end.
Let’s have some examples;
  • la amına koyarım
  • götünü sikeyim la
  • la bi siktir git

If you study whole content in this guide very well, you can become a master of swearing in Turkish.
DISCLAIMER: Using any content in this article is definitely not recommended. Additionally, all cases of using the content of this material is fully on your own responsibility, because most examples are highly offensive, author will never take any liability of any of your false actions.
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